Words….Witticisms…Whimsy…Whatever!

I have a lovely woman, Pam, who cleans my house. Judge me all you want. I hate to clean and I’m not very good at it, and the money I spend on Pam is completely worth it. She comes every other week, and I don’t even have any cleaning products or supplies – she brings everything, plus a couple of helper people.

It is not unusual to find something left behind, like a rag or a can of Pledge on a bookshelf, or something out of place, like a dog toy on the coffee table or shoes on the bed. No biggie. Generally. It’s also possible I don’t pay enough attention to my surroundings. Just fyi.

Pam and her crew were here today.

Once they’d left and I was alone in the house again, I went to the bathroom. (This would be the part where I don’t pay a lot of attention to my surroundings.) After I was finished, I stood up from the toilet to flush it.

I can’t believe I’m telling you this story.

There was a toilet brush IN THE TOILET. HOW did I not notice that before??

There is now a toilet brush in the garbage. Sorry, Pam.

And also, I can’t stop laughing.

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Comments on: "File under this kind of stuff only seems to happen to me….." (6)

  1. how? wha? um…? i’m glad you are okay.

  2. In addition to my very large grin as a result of you sharing this, I LOVE that one of your tags is ‘home and garden’!!! ~J

  3. Kristin H said:

    I swear I am not making this up. I once read about a woman who did *ahem* the same thing and ended up in surgery.

    I don’t really have a point here.

  4. LOL…and, I want a Pam 🙂

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