Sometimes I have random thoughts like, “I wonder what would happen if I got in the laundry basket and rode it down the stairs like a sled”. And then I remember how lame my health insurance is and I decide perhaps that wouldn’t be the best way to test it.
Klondike also just reminded me that the stairs are pretty steep and the landing zone at the bottom is small and full of walls and corners and things.
WONKAFONKA 
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Sometimes at work I think, I wonder what would happen if I walked out of this bathroom naked?
omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Please let me know when you decide to do it so I can come watch everyone’s reactions.