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Just no.

Am I the only person who finds this commercial disturbing???


The smell of freshly cut grass sucks you out of a happy, peaceful sleep and into yard work??

What. The. Fuck.

I know a lot of people who like to plant pretty flowers and make their yards look nice and have a pretty lawn and grow vegetables. Sometimes I am even one of those people. But I know NO ONE who prefers working in the yard to happy SLEEP.  You can tell it’s happy because he’s SMILING. In bed.  And then he gets sucked out the window and this is supposed to be a good thing???? I’m not buying it.

And for the record, I didn’t even get that it was the smell of freshly cut grass that was sucking the people out the window. I thought it was some weird cousin to the smoke monster on Lost.

No thank you, Lowe’s, I’ll take my comfy bed.